Hey no problem buddy!
If you can't do javascript this will definitly not work.
What you might be able to do is use the anchor tag <a> to open a page on a web site you control and have that page open the way you want it. Like so:

<a target="_blank" href="http://www.sitebuddy.com/demoonload.htm"> MySiteMyPage</a>
Test here: MySiteMyPage

and then on your site at http://www.sitebuddy.com/demoonload.htm have that page resize. If you actually need to change the statusbar/locationbar ..etc.. on the new windows properties you would have to open a new window, with your properties, and close the first window (window.close();), it's pretty ugly.
Basically you can't modify stuff like statuBar.visibleOrNot once the window is open (just certain operations are permitted like rezise move etc...). I think it was to abused in the past so browsers (like IE) has restricted those operations.
Good luck!